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One day, the teacher asked her class 'What vegetable makes you cry?'

Little Johnny replies "a turnip".

"No Johnny" says the teacher, "Onions make you cry, not turnips"

"No Miss" Says Johnny, "Have you ever been hit in the balls with a turnip?"

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