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At a party, the hostess served a politician a cup of punch and told him it was spiked. Next, she served some to a minister. "I would rather commit adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips," he proclaimed.

Overhearing this, the politician poured his punch back and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."

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