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John died suddenly.

When the pathologist was doing the autopsy he was amazed at the enormous size of John's penis.

'Sorry John', he said,'but I can't allow something as amazing as that to be cremated'. So he cut it off and put it in his bag.

When he got home that night he could not resist showing it to his wife. 'Have you ever seen anything like that', he said.

'My God, John's dead?!' she replied.

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