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A nervous newlywed husband is trying to prepare his wife for their first night as man and wife. He pulls his pants down and takes his dick in his hand and says "Honey,this is a cock, it will go into your vagina when we make love"

His wife, blushing and giggling says "Dear, that is not a cock, that is a penis. A cock is black and much bigger"

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