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This trucker stopped to get gas and something to eat. He saw a sign in the window "contest: win $1,000,000" he asks the clerk about it and he said "go downstairs and in the basement, there is an alligator with a bad tooth; pull it. then go upstairs and in the first door on the right there is an old lady in there; fuck her until she moans the come down here and get the money"

The trucker said "OK" and went downstairs and about a half an hour later he comes up bloody and beaten and said "now where's the old lady with a bad tooth?"

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