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A man went to the sperm bank to sign up on the annual sperm donation event. The person in charge gave him a bottle and told him to fill it up and bring it back again tomorrow.

The next day he returned with an empty bottle. The assistant asked him. "I thought I told you to fill er' up"

The man replied... "Yes but I tried using my hands... I couldn't... Then I asked my wife to use HER hands... Still couldn't... Then she used her legs... Still couldn't... She tried her mouth... Still couldn't... So finally I called my neighbor..."

The assistant replied, "You called your Neighbor??!!"

"Yeah... I couldn't get the bottle open..."

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