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A farmer from Arkansas goes into a drug store and asks the clerk for a pack of condoms. "Make sure that them there are the ones with pesticide" he demands.

"Don't you mean spermicide?" the clerk asks.

"Hell no, I want PESTICIDE!" the Arkie farmer yells. "My wife's got a bug up her ass and I aim to kill it!"

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