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An Italian man was walking along a secluded beach one day, when he spotted a beautiful naked woman lying on the beach. Unable to restrain himself, he immediately jumped on her and proceeded to hump like a rabid rabbit.

Soon, however, the townspeople came out and began to beat the man, calling him names. "Bastardo!" "Perverto!" They cried out desperately.

"Perverto? I am-a no perverto!" the man hollered back.

The people responded, "Idiot! Can't you see this woman is-a dead!?".

"Dead?!", he cried. "My God, I thought she was-a English!"

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