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GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1. Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

2. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

3. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

4. If you can remain calm, you don’t have all the facts.

5. Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s acorn that held its ground.

6. My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.

7. One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

8. God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will live forever.

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