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"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.

And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again.

He rang up a third time and said 'You're a managing director.' And I went into a tree.

And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'

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