Home Random Jokes Submit Jokes Jokes by Email Webmasters

Have a Flaming Screaming Yultide

(To the tune of "Have a holly, jolly Christmas")

Have a flaming, screaming Yuletide,
It's the best time of the year
For all to know
That you're Ho-mo
And happy to be Queer.

Have a flaming, screaming Yuletide
And as you walk down the street
Say "Hello"
To Dykes you know
And every Fag you meet.

Ho! Ho! If you're Homo
Let everyone see!
Come out of the closet now,
Flaunt it publicly!

Have a flaming screaming Yuletide
And in case you didn't hear:
Come on, Mary, have a
Flaming, screaming Yuletide this year!

Current Rating - 2.65    With 374 votes

Like This Joke!
Rate This Joke
5 - Joke Totally Rocks! 4 - Great Joke 3 - Good Joke 2 - Ok Joke 1 - Joke Sucks!
blank image