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An Australian is traveling through the countryside of New Zealand enjoying the beautiful scenery. Suddenly out of the corner of his eye he sees a young man having his way with a sheep in a field.

Disgusted he pulls into a pub only to find a man with one leg masturbating at the end of the bar. Horrified he says to the barman "What the fuck is wrong with this country, first I see a guy fucking a sheep and now there's an amputee tossing off in public."

The barman calmly replies "Fair go mate, you can't expect him to catch a sheep with one leg."

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