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A couple of Arkansas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard...

The hunter says, "OK, now what?

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