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Little Johnny's in 3rd grade, the teacher approaches the class and announces that today they will address the topic of morals. She asks the class to give her a moral story. Immediately Suzy raises her hand.

Suzy: Me and my family are chicken farmers, and this past fall we had our biggest chicken batch ever. My father went out and bought all kinds of things, putting our family far into debt. He wasn't worried because we had so many chickens to bring to market. But the night before he was to go to market, a fox came into the chicken house and ate all of the eggs.

Teacher: Well that's a heartfelt story, but what's the moral of the story?

Suzy: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

The class knew they couldn't beat that, so they were all silent, except for Little Johnny. He raised his hand and reluctantly the teacher called on him.

Little Johnny: Well ya see, my Uncle Bob was a fighter pilot in WWII and one day the Japs shot his plane down and all he had with him was a 5th of whiskey, a machine gun, and a machete. After he ejects out of the plane, he chugged the 5th of whiskey, opened up his machine gun, killing 500 Japs, hit the ground, killed 300 more with his machete, after his blade broke he killed the last 100 with his bare hands.

Teacher: Well that's a good story, but what's the moral of it?

Little Johnny: Don't f**k with Uncle Bob when he's been drinkin!!

Joke submitted by Greg

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