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Pete and Dud have been seriously drinking and on the way home from the pub they have to go for a pee in the bushes. Whilst relieving themselves Pete says "I wish I had a dick like my mate Winston that I could hold with four fingers."

Dud says "But you are holding it with four fingers?"

Pete says "Yeah, but I'm pissing on three of them".

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