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A man is sitting in a bar near a beautiful redhead, who's wearing the tightest fitting pants he has ever seen.

He keeps looking at her with wide eyes, so she finally asks, "What's wrong?"

He said, "Lady, I hope you don't mind my being too presumptuous, but I was wondering, just how does a person get into a pair of pants like that?"

She looks at him, smiles, and says, "You might start by buying me a drink."

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