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Two rednecks meet on a road. One has a burlap bag thrown over his shoulder.

"Hey Billy-Bob, what ya git in tha' sack?" Rufus asked.

"Chickens," Billy-Bob said.

"If'n I guess how many, can I have one?" asked Rufus.

"If you can do that, you can have em both," Billy-Bob replied.

"O.K. You got five of em," Rufus said.

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