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Father O'Reilly listens patiently as the parishioner, Jack, lists a multitude of sins, including lying, theft and envy.

"Father, what can I do to avoid eternal damnation" Jack asks.

The good Father sighs. "First, my son, you must stop masturbating."

Surprised, Jack asks why.

"Because your in a Confessional."

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