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A young man of 18 years becomes a monk in a monastery that requires a vow of silence. He can only speak 2 words every 5 years. At the end of year 5 the head monk calls the kid in and says "My boy you now can say 2 words."

The kid replies "food stinks".

Five more years go by and the head monk says "My boy you may now say 2 words."

The boy says "bed hard".

At the end of the next 5 years the head monk calls the boy in and says "You may now say 2 words."

The kid says "I quit".

The head monk replies "I'm not surprised, you've been bitching ever since you got here".

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