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When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.

She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a
baby growing in her tummy"

"I know," she replied, but what’s growing in your butt?"

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