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What a woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes
to wear if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, "C'MON!
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!"

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