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Barely a week after lecturing poor little Johnny about copying off other children's papers in class, Principal Nick calls the poor little tyke back into his office.

"Don't panic, Johnny. I'm not going to suspend you again," says the Principal. That of course is another story.

"I just wanted to see if you'd learned your lesson about copying other peoples work."

Principal Nick waited while the tiny miscreant fidgeted and squirmed in his chair. Finally with a toothy grin and a telltale smirk, that being another story entirely, little Johnny spoke up.

"Yes sir, I've learned my lesson. No more stealing from others. In fact, instead I'm writing a book about the whole experience," Johnny said with an air of innocence,

"Its entitled War and Peace."

Joke submitted by SashafromRussia

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