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A fella calls his lawyer's office on Monday morning and says "This is Mr. Murphy, let me talk to my lawyer."

The receptionist says "I'm terribly sorry Mr. Murphy, but your lawyer had a massive heart attack over the weekend and died."

Mr. Murphy says "Oh, OK" and hangs up.

An hour later he calls back and says "This is Mr. Murphy, let me talk to my lawyer."

The receptionist again tells him "I'm terribly sorry Mr. Murphy, but I told you that your lawyer had a massive heart attack over the weekend and died."

Mr. Murphy says "Oh, OK" and hangs up again

Abouty a half hour later Mr. Murphy calls back and says, "This is Mr. Murphy, let me talk to my lawyer."

The receptionist gets angry and says "What is wrong with you, I have told you twice that your lawyer had a massive heart attack over the weekend and died."

Mr. Murphy says "I know, I just like to hear it"

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