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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a po-lice raodblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beer!!"

"Don’t worry Bubba," Earl said. "We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, peel off the label and stick on our foreheads, and throw he bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin", OK?" said Earl.

Well they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin’?"

No sir, Earl said. "We’re on the patch."

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