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Types of People You Meet in the Washroom

Excitable: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

Sociable: Joins friend in piss whether he has to go or not.

Crosseyed: Looks into left urinal, pisses into one in center, flushes one on right.

Nosy: Looks into next urinal to see how guy is fixed.

Timid: Cannot urinate if someone is watching, flushes urinal as if he has already used it.

Indifferent: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

Clever: No hands, shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pisses on floor.

Worried: Is not sure of what he has been into lately, makes quick inspection.

Absentminded: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

Disgruntled: Stands for awhile, gives up, walks away.

Sneak: Farts silently while leaking, sets very innocent, knows man next to him will be blamed.

Childish: Leaks directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see the bubbles.

Patient: Stands very close for a long time waiting, reads paper with free hand.

Desperate: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

Efficient: Waits till he has to crap, then does both at the same time.

Tough: Bangs dick against side of urinal to dry it.

Fat: Has to back up and take long shot at the urinal, misses, and pisses on shoes.

Little: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

Radical: Ignores urinal, pisses on wall.

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