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A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.

'I locked my keys in my sports car!' said the nervous lawyer.

'No problem, I should be there in about an hour,' replied the locksmith.

'Do you think you can make it a little sooner?' pleaded the lawyer. 'My top is down and itís starting to rain.'

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