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The seven most important men in a woman's life:

(1)Doctor: because he says "Take off your clothes."

(2)Dentist: because he says "Open wide."

(3)Milkman: because he says "Do you want it in the front or back?"

(4)Hairdresser: because he says "Do you want it teased or blown?"

(5)Interior Decorator: because he says "Once it's in, you'll love it"

(6)Banker: because he says "If you take it out too soon you'll lose interest."

(7)Hunter: because he always goes deep in the bush, always shoots twice,and always eats what he shoots.

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