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This guy walks into a whore house, with very little money. He is very horny, so he asks "How much for a really cheap one?"

The mistress says, "Well, in room 213 we got a real cheap 'un. Only 50 cents."

"Good" says the man as he hands over the money. Bout fifteen minutes later, he comes back down and says "Ma'am, I think your girl is sick. There is white stuff coming out her ears."

"Damn. 'Hey Joe, go up there and clean out the dead one. She's full again!!!'"

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