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This guy is up in court on theft charges, however his lawyer tells the crusty old judge "My lord, my client has produced receipts for, firstly the high speed modem"

"high speed modem"? questions the judge.

"Yes" replies the lawyer "it allows computers to communicate over vast distances".

"Amazing" says the judge "what will they think of next".

"Secondly, my lord" continues the lawyer "my client can produce a receipt for the eight speed CD Rom".

"Eight speed CD Rom"? queries the judge.

"Yes my lord, it enables millions of bits of information to be read off a small disk".

"Modern technology, baffling" comments the judge. "Thirdly my lord, my client can produce a receipt for the super deluxe inflatable milk maid, whatever that is".

"The super deluxe is the one with the real hair" replies the judge.

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