// display joke
var jokeString = new String("Max and Ernie are playing racquetball at the local gym. As they are changing clothes in the locker room Max takes off his T-shirt and shorts. He is wearing a bra and a lace garter belt.
"My God," says Ernie, "when did you start wearing women's underwear?"
"Ever since my wife found them in my glove compartment." ");
document.write(jokeString);