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30 Random Anti-Chuck Norris Jokes

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Current Joke Rating: 2.81

Chuck Norris' ejaculatory fluid is composed of 100% Noxema skin cream.

Current Joke Rating: 3.28

Chuck Norris puts dye in his beard because he is afraid of grey hairs.

Current Joke Rating: 2.75

On the set of the movie Sidekicks, Chuck Norris and Joe Piscopo had a real fight. The loser was declared to be humanity because they both lived.

Current Joke Rating: 2.98

Chuck Norris has the chorus to the song "Fly By Night" tattooed on the underside of his penis.

Current Joke Rating: 2.81

Chuck Norris has guest directed four episodes of Will and Grace. Before each episode, Chuck Norris requested that Grace be replaced by his friend, "Peter."

Current Joke Rating: 2.94

Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.

Current Joke Rating: 2.55

The number of people who saw Gigli is higher than Chuck Norris' white blood cell count.

Current Joke Rating: 2.54

Chuck Norris orders the "side salad with low-fat dressing" at a BBQ joint.

Current Joke Rating: 2.7

Chuck Norris cuts the roof of his mouth when he eats Cap'n Crunch.

Current Joke Rating: 3.25

Chuck Norris was seen running out of Jenny Craig crying because his strict diet of Tony Danza's spunk didn't work.

Current Joke Rating: 2.5

Chuck Norris wears biker shorts under his kilt.

Current Joke Rating: 2.86

After a night of passionate love with Tony Danza, Chuck Norris took the morning after pill, fearing an unwanted pregnancy.

Current Joke Rating: 2.74

Chuck Norris's second most lethal art is face painting.

Current Joke Rating: 2.69

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Current Joke Rating: 2.96

Chuck Norris has 11 scrapbooks full of "Love Is" cartoons.

Current Joke Rating: 2.93

Chuck Norris didn't go to college, but his mom went to college!

Current Joke Rating: 2.81

A 7-year-old blind boy once found Waldo before Chuck Norris.

Current Joke Rating: 2.72

Chuck Norris changed his name to Chuck in 1972 because he was in fact the Charlie we were searching for in 'Nam.

Current Joke Rating: 2.7

Chuck Norris has yet to find the G-spot. Scientists find it perplexing that Chuck Norris doesn't know his way around his vagina.

Current Joke Rating: 2.83

Chuck Norris can't have a dog because dogs are allergic to Chuck Norris.

Current Joke Rating: 2.72

Chuck Norris once walked into a gay bar because he wanted to. Another time, he walked into another gay bar. Now, it is a weekly habit.

Current Joke Rating: 2.76

Chuck Norris tried to copyright the copyright symbol. It was the first time the employees at the United States Patent and Trademark Office have ever laughed.

Current Joke Rating: 2.81

Chuck Norris wrote the Bible. Nice one, Chuck.

Current Joke Rating: 2.87

Chuck Norris stayed in high school for 7 years until someone finally signed his yearbook.

Current Joke Rating: 2.86

The Black Plague was caused by the fleas from Chuck Norris' beard

Current Joke Rating: 2.9

Chuck Norris tattooed "No day butt today" on his ass, partly because of the pun, but mainly because he loves "Rent."

Current Joke Rating: 2.63

As a child, Chuck Norris was often caught spooning with other ginger kids during nap time.

Current Joke Rating: 2.83

Chuck Norris goes to bars and slips roofies into his own dirty martinis in hopes of getting picked up.

Current Joke Rating: 2.63

Chuck Norris has been shot by Chuck Bronson twelve times.

Current Joke Rating: 2.83

Chuck Norris raped my dog. And then my youth. And then my dog again.