Thursday, January 24, 2008

A Conversation about Books AKA Obsession Revealed

ME: I need to find a way to get rich fast. FAST. SOON. PRONTO.
MAMASITA: You could dump some of your giant book collection.
ME: Have you lost your ever loving mind? I can't sell my friends!! I would be devastated and so would they. But its a nice thought if you aren't crazy like me.
MAMASITA: I think you may have a psychological problem with your attachment to books. Remember, PEOPLE are our friends. Books can't give us hugs.
ME: Watch it. They might hear you.

1 comment:

Michelle, Queen of Everything said...

This better be the only conversation between us that you will ever post publicly.

Come to think of it, this is probably the only conversation you CAN post publicly. You might burn someone's eyes out with all the wickedness.